Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas, and across the map
Not a creature was stirring, not even a sky rat
The sabatons were placed by the fire with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The guildies were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of heavy sacks danced in their heads;
And Saucy in her pants, and Aer in his damn hat,
Had just logged off discord for a short gamer’s nap,
When in ESO chat there arose a huge bitch,
We logged into game and found another glitch.
The loading screen seemed to take a full hour,
We finally logged in to flex our digital power.
The guildies were grouped together trying to queue
To get more gems to make their traits new
Bill was in arena, holding top spot
Dee waiting to play on her sorc with the pot
Eddy was showing off his grand PVPness
Where Delta was we could only guess
Whitetail was in a Vet having fun he said
Karpo looked at the time and headed to bed. (Yeah he did)
Staskes was making sandwiches like a pro
Saucy proceeded to fall in a hole.
Snotjob was gracing us with a song
Goose was busy looking for his bong
When what to our wondering eyes should appear
But Aer in the distance with his white mustache clear
With JD and Dawn taking the lead
As Shadow healed them, then unfortunately DC’d
“Now Mattros, and Razmith, and Koemi and Wreck,
Get on discord, so we can discuss this mech”
Next Kriis, and Violence and Sanguine and Blue
We can get a monster helm or two.
Metallic and Goose on their damage placed bets
While Stone, entero, Eric, and Danny ran vets.
Sky, Cota, and Huff were ready to go
But were waiting on Aer to get his perfect roe.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard in voice chat
It was time for trial – how about that?
Missing a piece of gear, this I just saw
If no one minds, could we please do Hel-Ra?
We enter trial dressed in holiday gear
Of course the enemy cowered in fear
The first boss we killed was the spinning Ra Kotu
Staskes proceeded to say – “Hey Aer – fuck you.”
We killed the boss and the night came to an end
We tucked our toons into their digital beds
And we said as we signed off after the fight
Merry Christmas Peg Com, and to all a good night!